THE STORY
Rich was having a perfectly ordinary Tuesday.
He had made a cup of tea, found the good biscuits, and was approximately seven minutes away from doing absolutely nothing productive when an army of hideous monsters burst through a dimensional portal and stole his lunch.
This was their first mistake.
Then they wrecked the place, scattered weapons throughout an inexplicably enormous network of industrial corridors, and locked the exit behind a gold key.
This was their second mistake.
Rich is not a highly trained space marine. He has no cybernetic implants, no mysterious military past, and until this morning had never fired a plasma weapon.
He is, however, extremely annoyed.
Your mission is simple: explore the ever-changing labyrinth, collect whatever weapons the monsters have carelessly left lying around, find the gold key, locate the exit, and introduce every monster you meet to the consequences of interrupting Rich's lunch.
There will be monsters. There will be locked doors. And, for reasons nobody has been able to explain, some of the monsters have armed themselves with sausages.
Yes, sausages.
Rich doesn't know where they got them. He doesn't know why they throw them. He only knows that being pelted with high-velocity processed meat has made the whole situation considerably more personal.
There may even be another cup of tea somewhere.
This is Rich's Revenge.